Potty humor

Looks like I'll be starting out with a lot of potty related humor. Just a few minutes ago, my lovely 4yr old daughter managed to get a toilet seat stuck on her head. Now admittedly, it was a foam seat for a potty chair, but it still begs you to ask several questions. First and foremost being, WHY? Not one to let a good opportunity pass by, I immediately sent her to show her father and then asked him to record a quick clip for posterity. I even held her hair out of the way so we could be sure to know which child it is yrs from now when we view the clip. Since it was foam, I managed to get her out pretty easily without a single scratch though I wouldn't have minded if it had dented her ego a touch. She has got to be one of the vainest children I've ever seen. She can't walk past shiny surfaces without stopping to admire herself, and every time a camera comes out she's instantly ready for her photo shoot. Her grandmother even told me that she once took Jocelyn and my next child up, James, for a walk along the river and every time Jocelyn threw a rock in she posed afterward as if she was standing on the red carpet. The years ahead should be interesting.